有錢的，養狗。
沒錢的,在家裡吃野菜
有錢的,在酒店吃野菜。
沒錢的,在馬路上騎自行車
有錢的，在客廳裡騎自行車。
沒錢的想結婚，
有錢的想離婚
沒錢的老婆兼秘書,
有錢的秘書兼老婆
沒錢的假裝有錢,
有錢的假裝沒錢
人啊，都不講實話：
說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美，都不去
當今社會窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，
狗穿衣裳人露肉；
鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝
工資真的要漲了
心裡更加愛黨了
能給孩子獎賞了
見到老婆敢嚷了
敢嘗海鮮熊掌了
閒時能逛商場了
遇見美女心癢了:
結果物價又漲了^
一切都算是白想了
唉,萬事想開點
提前祝
元旦節快樂！
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潤滑液的SM的內衣的性感內衣的自慰器的充氣娃娃的AV的情趣的情趣用品的
按摩棒的電動按摩棒的飛機杯的自慰套的自慰套的情趣內衣的
G點的性感丁字褲的吊帶襪的丁字褲的無線跳蛋的性感睡衣的
角色扮演的跳蛋的情趣跳蛋的煙火批發的煙火的衣蝶的情趣按摩棒的
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